Those who sat through the stupendously depressing ending of Beneath The Planet Of The Apes would be completely forgiven for angrily muttering “oh fuck off”

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Those who sat through the stupendously depressing ending of Beneath The Planet Of The Apes would be completely forgiven for angrily muttering “oh fuck off”
If you needed only three words to describe Sean Connery’s return to the character that made him famous (after only one film away) then you
An mysterious alien craft pulls a Compton drive-by on a human research base on the surface of the moon (because we have those now), and
Hedorah, a toxic slime creature who resembles a 60 meter tumour with the burning red eyes of a habitual stoner, has arrived in Japan. Formed