There is no such thing as a “perfect” Cannon movie (probably because they never came close to fucking making one), but if you were to

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There is no such thing as a “perfect” Cannon movie (probably because they never came close to fucking making one), but if you were to
Made when we were coasting through that period of Stallone’s career where he was convinced he could clear up the Cold War by either punching
Back in the 80’s, Cannon – the cash hemorrhaging super studio – offered horror director Tobe Hooper a lucrative three picture deal with the understanding
After being smeared all over the promotional material for creaky, low-budget, face-kicker No Retreat, No Surrender – despite being the villain – Belgium muscle bulger
Good lord, is this a piece of shit…The next time you find yourself discussing the finer details of Superman’s life up on the silver screen
The years have been pretty kind to Tobe Hooper’s madcap and legitimately deranged sequel to his cold stone original classic but it wasn’t always the