One criticism leveled at the various incarnations of Ninja Turtle movies that’s come down the sewer pipe over the years is that a lot of
Tag: Michael Bay
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I for one never had that much an issue with Michael Bay’s whirring, vorping, clanking and exploding face lift for 2007’s Transformers – after all,
Armageddon
Michael Bay, Hollywood’s unrepentant purveyor of blowing shit up real good, had pretty much detonated a fair chunk of Miami in his debut, Bad Boys,
Friday The 13th
With all the horror remakes whizzing around the place during the noughties, it’s frankly amazing that a Friday The 13th remake took so long to
6 Underground
Netflix has come a long way when it comes to it’s film purchases… after all the leap from barely decent action B-movies to barely decent
Bad Boys 2
After taking a serious drubbing after his tone deaf tale of exploding ships and billowing Hawaiian shirts that was Pearl Harbour, sunset enthusiast and all
Bad Boys
With a roar of a ridiculously high tuned engine and a sky the colour of rich bronze, Will Smith, Martin Lawrence and Michael Bay aggressively
Transformers
Sometimes it’s all too easy to retroactively shit on a good movie thanks to a herd of crappy follow ups as the various franchises of
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The original Texas Chainsaw could very well be the greatest horror movie ever made. Grotesque, twisted and utterly authentic, even to this day it’s lost
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
After the ringing in our ears eventually faded from all the clangs and explosions that was the last Transformers movie, it was time to take
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
Over my many years of watching blockbuster movies, I feel I’ve developed quite the bullshit detector when it comes to hype. Taking trailers, on-set reports
Transformers: Age Of Extinction
What can I say that hasn’t already been said? Universally bad reviews, 17% rotten on Rotten Tomatoes (last time I checked). But is Michael Bay’s
Transformers: The Last Knight
Usually when I catch widely released movie I aim to post a review relatively soon (time permitting) to help you guys decide whether or not
